Bruce Wayne is Batman. Dexter is a serial killer. And Rick and Ilsa will always have Paris.
Dark secrets. Skeletons in the closet. Everyone has them.
Last week, I was interviewed by the beloved internet personality That Guy With The Glasses, best known for his hilarious 5 Second Movies and wonderful Nostalgia Critic articles.
Little did I know he was an investigative journalist ready to blow the whistle on my past. But before he publishes my most shocking secret, I think it's best you heard it from me.
Here goes... *sigh*
I am Skippy Squirrel.
That's right. This dark, brooding, film-noir-loving writer-director was once a child actor, providing the voice of a chipper, fuzzy, animated squirrel on the children's TV series Animaniacs.
Don't believe me? IMDb rarely lies.
How did I go from Animaniacs to Another Life? Tune in next week to find out.